Dixiebell the Dangerous!

[dixiebell]

I almost got arrested today!!!  I was driving to my mom's on the ATV (4 wheeler) and all of sudden I heard sirens and saw flashing lights. It was a Sheriff. I pulled over and he was all serious and stern and he asked me what I was doing, where I was going. Then he told me someone had called in a report that a woman was seen driving an ATV and she was drunk. Well me being me, I started laughing and asked him if I could have a breath analyzer test or walk in a straight line. He wasn't amused! So he called in for a description of the woman. She was driving around in pj's, I wasn't wearing Pj's and he had the wrong road too. It was the next street over. So he got back in his car and drove off, he didn't even apologize.  What an asshole! It was kind of exciting though...... I really need a hobbie or a job. *G*