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It's such a wonderful thing to check your messages and find a reminder that you have to go to your yearly checkup tomorrow at the girlie garage. What's even better is the day before you gave yourself a Brazilian bikini wax. Damn I don't even have whiskers to hide behind!
I don't do that often, just his birthday, anniversary, Valentine's day, and when I get a speeding ticket , or want to buy something really expensive. All you have to do is drop your pants and if you have a brazilian they'll agree to anything. " Honey I want new kitchen counter tops" oh yeah! "Honey, I tore the bumper off my car again", oh yeah! "Honey, Can I have $200 for a corset", hell yeah!. What he doesn't know is that I used his hunting dues *snicker*. So I guess i'm getting payed back by having to go to the Dr. tomorrow. I'm going to be so embarrassed;(
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I don't do that often, just his birthday, anniversary, Valentine's day, and when I get a speeding ticket , or want to buy something really expensive. All you have to do is drop your pants and if you have a brazilian they'll agree to anything. " Honey I want new kitchen counter tops" oh yeah! "Honey, I tore the bumper off my car again", oh yeah! "Honey, Can I have $200 for a corset", hell yeah!. What he doesn't know is that I used his hunting dues *snicker*. So I guess i'm getting payed back by having to go to the Dr. tomorrow. I'm going to be so embarrassed;(
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