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Adventures in Dentistry
Do you feel tingly? Nitrous Oxide is the best thing that has ever been discovered. My very hot dentist likes to drug you to the eyeballs so he's not stingy with the Nitrous. Of course I'm one of those people who makes a complete ass out of herself when given the gas *G*. I remember when he tipped the chair back I started yelling "help I'm falling out", he just smirks and says no you're not. Then a few minutes latter he stood up for something and I turned my head, nice view of his crotch, I just lost it and started laughing so hard. By then he could have taken a hammer and knocked all of my teeth out, I was so wasted. He had to wake me up at least 3 times. If they would only give you the bill while you're on that stuff ;)
Places I wish they administered Nitrous Oxide!
The gyno's, I'd probably start trying to kick the doctor in the head though and laugh while doing it.
While giving birth, I could deliver a small VW and wouldn't give a damn.
Places they should never give Nitrous Oxide!
Tax audit (I'd tell them everything)
Driving tests
Proctologist
Getting a vasectomy, it's good for them to suffer a little bit
Now go watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETo018F9XXs&NR=1
About 5mins in, and tell me if you think the guy slugged the other guy after he got off the gas. I'm hoping he enjoyed it *G*
Places I wish they administered Nitrous Oxide!
The gyno's, I'd probably start trying to kick the doctor in the head though and laugh while doing it.
While giving birth, I could deliver a small VW and wouldn't give a damn.
Places they should never give Nitrous Oxide!
Tax audit (I'd tell them everything)
Driving tests
Proctologist
Getting a vasectomy, it's good for them to suffer a little bit
Now go watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETo018F9XXs&NR=1
About 5mins in, and tell me if you think the guy slugged the other guy after he got off the gas. I'm hoping he enjoyed it *G*