Can you buy a Bazooka on ebay?

 Most of the time I'm a really sweet person and I can get along with anybody. I've been known to stop for bunnies while they cross the road. I'll give a beggar the last dollar I have. Usually I'm very tolerant of people's shortcomings and I'm very hard to piss off, EXCEPT when I'm in school traffic. Then I'm like a Rottweiler with PMS and a catus shoved up its ass. So  Mr. "I'm in a hurry" Suburban driving wanker, I'm not the least bit sorry you ended up in the ditch *snicker*. Next time don't try to intimidate little petite blonds, driving a tiny Jetta. Just so you know, I had been stuck in traffic for 30mins, i had 3 kids in the car, 2 of which were singing "Row Row your boat", there was no way in hell I was letting you in front of me. Try to wedge yourself in front of someone else next time, you fuckwit!