My daughter left the trunk open in my car again. I went outside to feed the cat and that little bastard was sitting in my trunk eating my f**king fruit loops! They now have racoon spit all over them. This is the second time I have found a raccoon having a picnic with my groceries, in my trunk. I tried to slam the trunk closed but he is way to fast.
I have been at war all summer long with this little pest. I've always had wild animals showing up in my yard and sometimes my garage, this raccoon is much smarter than most. I keep my cat food in a plastic container with a screw on lid. I have found it open several times and blamed it on the kids. One day I found it open and the kids were at my mom's. So I made sure I put the lid on really tight and he still got it off. So I waited til I had an empty container and put a handful of cat foot, some bacon grease and marbles (makes a nice cat food sound) and used my glue gun to glue the lid on. I can't tell you how satisfying it is to go out in the morning and see that cat food container in the yard with the lid still on. *grins* It means I won!
Well it took him about a month to finally beat me, he cheated! He chewed through the plastic.

I think I'll hang the cat food from the ceiling tomorrow and see how high the little bastard can jump. It's really sad when you spend your time trying to out wit furry little animals with mind games. It's even worse when he's winning ;(