Spoiled little S**T

 Here comes the rant about spoiled selfish teenagers. My daughter usually is well behaved and gives me no trouble what so ever, but ever once in awhile she pays me back in spades. *pulls out my hair*

  My daughter has a tight group of friends. The four of them are always together. One of them is moving to Seattle this summer. Needless to say I have had a crying depressed brat on my hands for the last few days. So being the understanding mom that I am, I decided to book a room at the beach and take her and her friends. You'd think she would have been grateful, but no! My daughter told me that Amanda was leaving in July, so I booked us a room for the second weekend in June. Do you have any idea how hard it is to book a room at the height of the graduation season at our beaches. It took me 4 hours to finally find a overpriced room. I got us a great room at the Perdido Beach Resort, indoor heated pools, tennis courts, spa day for the girls etc.. I hate the beach, I hate the sand, I hate the sun with a passion, but I love her and thought she would be thrilled. So I told her and then I told her when we are going, she started screaming at me, and saying "you've ruined my life" and burst into tears.  I finally found out that Amanda is leaving a month early, how the hell was I supposed to know that, when she didn't tell me.

 If I knew it wouldn't disappoint the other girls, I'd cancel the damn reservations. Grrrrr 

My ass hurts!

 Because I've had it plowed by the pool store guy *GGRRR*

It costs exactly $420 to turn brown water into sparkly blue. Where's Moses when I need him, he could have just have shaken his stick at it. I wonder if a bulldozer would have been cheaper. Maybe I should invest in Chlorine stock, bunch of wankers!