Snape isn't Fucking Matt Damon!

The opportunity was there, and I couldn't resist! I've been watching that video by Sarah Silverman again and being a Snarry slasher, I just couldn't help myself *G* Here's the original lyrics http://www.videosundry.com/music-videos/sarah-silverman-jimmy-kimmel-live-matt-damon/

Now close your eyes and just imagine Alan's voice singing.

I'm FUCKING Harry Potter!

(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(HARRY) He's fucking Harry Potter
(SNAPE) I'm not sorry it's true
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(SNAPE) I'm not imagining it's you
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(HARRY) In the dungeon, on the potion's table, over a cauldron, in Hargrid's stable
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(HARRY) He's fucking Harry Potter
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(HARRY) On a broom, in the back room, on a flight to the moon
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(HARRY) He's fucking Harry Potter
(SNAPE) Oh I bet you wish it was you
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(HARRY) He's fucking Harry Potter
(SNAPE) Potter's a screamer that is true
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(HARRY) He's fucking Harry Potter
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(SNAPE) and you know I'm not lying
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(HARRY) He's fucking Harry Potter
(SNAPE) It's so much better than dying
(HARRY) Oh the pitch, while I'm dressed up like a witch
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(HARRY) He's fucking Harry Potter
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(SNAPE) Jame's would be pissed when he saw his son tied up by the wrist
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter
(HARRY) He's fucking Harry Potter
(SNAPE) I'm fucking Harry Potter

Now if we could just get someone to sing it at Portus (LOL)