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( Apr. 15th, 2008 10:04 am)
Dear IRS,

 Merry F**King Christmas, May your day be full of paper cuts and decaffeinated coffee!

Sincerely,
Dixiebell


Dear Dirty Politician,
 Which ever one of you that embezzles our hard earned money that we had to pay to the IRS, I hope you are eventually caught and put in prison with a sexually deprived, 7 foot tall guy named Bubba!

Sincerely,
Dixiebell


Dear Accountant,
I can't believe you charged me $170 to do my taxes, you must like twisting the knife. I honestly think you are a sadist and get off on your job. I swear you smirked at me, when you told me how much I had to pay the IRS. I hope you get lead poisoning, you bitch.

Sincerely,
Dixiebell


Dear Tax Auditor, 

 Just in case you monitor the internet, I wasn't talking about you. I hope you have a wonderful day. By the way, just so you know, I'm blond, and have big boobs and I never lie.

Sincerely,
Dixiebell
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