FYI, if you have a child in a private Christian school, be aware that they take pray requests.
For example: Please bless my mommy, she fell off the bed and hurt herself. She was playing horsey with daddy, and fell off when I yelled Boo! Also God, can you fine her clothes, she said she lost them. AMEN!
KEEP YOUR BEDROOM DOOR LOCKED! Or you just might get a really embarrassing phone call from the teacher *I swear it wasn't me*