Sex Toys, Garage Sales and false advertising

 Thank God, today is finally over. Our garage sale was a total bust. We had to have it in a new location and their was no traffic what so ever. All that work for nothing. My sister Malicious Pixie did the advertising in the paper this time. I fully believe proper advertising is the key to a successful yard sale, so next time I will do the listing. I believe I have an idea that will bring people in by the truck load. I'm going to list that I have sex toys for sale! I think people will come just because of the shock value, I mean who ever heard of selling sex toys at yard sales(gross). If anyone dares ask, I will tell them that I have already sold most of them, except for a few butt plugs but I had to put them up because the kids kept playing with them. False advertising I know but I think it will work(LOL).

Anyone have any garage sale stories, what the weirdest thing you have ever sold or saw at a yard sale? I have a few people on my flist that if they had a garage sale I don't know if I would be horrified or excited to see what they might sale. You know who you are!

Cool website

Have you visited this website www.freakingnews.com.  It has cool photo contest, and it was feature in people magazine this week.

Daniel Radcliffe + Elijah Wood

                                                                                      

This is from the partial face transplant contest. I always knew they looked alike.


This one is from the gender switch contest. Yeah it's Harry


And this one is my favorite of course,