dixiebell: (Default)
( Mar. 18th, 2009 03:05 pm)

 Dear, Neutrogena (ageless Intensives deep wrinkle Serum)

If I had a cock, I would tell you to go suck it. It's been 4 weeks since I bought your product, and the wrinkles are still there! It is obvious to me now that Diane Lane, the lady in the commercial, must be fucking a plastic surgeon. If I wasn't worried what the stress of a lawsuit would cause my face, I would sue.

Love Dixiebell


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